Why Dogs Are Better Than Women
Dogs don't cry
Dogs love it when your friends come over
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo
Dogs think you sing great
A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink
Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late
The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you
Dogs will forgive you if you are playing with other dogs
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name
Dogs are excited by rough play
Dogs don't mind if you give their offsprings away
Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair
Anyone can get a good looking dog
If a dog is gorgeous,other dogs don't hate it
Dogs don't shop
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor
A dog's disposition stays the same all month long
Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
A dogs parents never visit
Dogs love long car trips
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions
When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it
Dogs like beer
Dogs don't hate their bodies
No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood
Dogs never criticize
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across
Dogs never expect gifts
Dogs don't worry about germs
Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had
Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives
You never have to wait for a dog; they are ready to go 24 hours a day
Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry
Dogs don't borrow your shirt
Dogs never want foot rubs
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public
Dogs find you amusing when you are drunk
Dogs can't talk
Dogs seldom outlive you

 

 

thanks to Maciek for this one